|Actual action figure of Obama done up as a Team 6 Navy Seal|
|G.I. Jackass, dignity sold separately|
Just when you thought things couldn't be more ridiculous and obscenely pathetic. Apparently a Connecticut company has worked up an action figure of Barack Obama suited up in fatigues, posing as a Navy Seal Team 6 member, complete with an M1-A4 assault rifle. I thought someone was taking the piss for sure until I noticed mainstream media doing virtual infomercials disguised as news to publicise it. What's more absurd is that to actually use his image, wouldn't that also mean that someone in the White House had to authorise it, which would further mean that it is tacitly endorsed as well. Clearly at this point there is no bottom to the barrel when it comes to pushing this Bin Laden death hoax. What's worse still yet is that there was a precedent for this rubbish previously, when some war-criminal loving, knuckle walker manufactured an action figure of George W. Bush in a US Navy fight suit. Does anyone else smell government-sponsored or subsidised front companies masquerading as simple toy manufacturers?
|The consummate poseur Bush fancied as a Naval Aviator|
|America's greatest zero... G.I. Joke, drug import gear sold separately|
Act now 'cause they're goin' fast! The brand new Obama action figure with Israel-first death grip. Hey America's there's a new hero and he's taking no prisoners (unless it's to an undocumented CIA rendition site) — Obama the Team 6 Navy Seal! You can now have this Navy Seal guarding your home. Real Homeland Security from the man who was there* and served to accomplish the impossible. Killing a suspect Pakistani who just sat down to read the day's paper in Abbottabad, who kind of, sort of, looked maybe like Osama Bin Laden.
When you buy the Obama Navy Seal, you get the G.I. Joke G.W. Bush figure for FREE!! That's right, FREE! That's a 100 Federal Reserve pseudo-dollar value, for the low price of just three payments of $33.33 plus shipping and handling! Plus, if you act now, you'll get all these amazing accessories absolutely free!
- Zionist lackey membership card, signed by an actual member of AIPAC
- A pre-authorised, official US military recruitment form for entry into real combat**
- An exclusive "I went on a military kill mission, and all I got was this fake Osama death photo" T-shirt and Raymond Davis shammy
- An official Zionist lackey membership card, signed by an actual member of AIPAC
- An authentic, replica Osama Bin Laden war journal, complete with glow-in-the-dark death certificate and secret, terrorist nuke attack plans in English and Hebrew
- An Al Qaeda CIA asset decoder ring and pseudo-gang mobile video mini-recorder
- Barack Obama 3-D birth certificate colouring page and distraction poster
- The "How to Stage Fake Deaths" handbook with Insta-DNA test utility belt and coupon for 20% off the Deep-Sixer sea burial catapult system
- A genuine, imitation US Navy Seal Team Chickenhawk graduation certificate signed in authentic enemy baby blood
- A "Securing Freedom Through Deprivation" bumper sticker
* Obama present in fully operational spiritual capacity only.
** Actual combat may damage your health. Side effects may include death, dismemberment, irreversible insanity, uncontrollable serial killing for fun instead of for a flag or corporation, disillusionment, depression, and thoughts or acts of suicide. If you experience any of these, please confront the PSYOPS agent who convinced you to kill for empire.
*** Must pass Israel-first fealty and Loyal Supporter of Zion screen test first.